A Thought

I got a nosebleed just now, and some of the blood got on my shirt, and some of the blood got on my mustache. So I go into the bathroom to blot my shirt before it stains. I did a pretty good job because now you can hardly see it, but you can never get it all out when it's blood. There's always going to be a very faint brownish drip that you can see if you look closely at the front of my shirt.

However, next I wiped the blood out of my mustache, and it came right out with no trouble at all. I didn't even need to blot with a cloth; I just got my hand wet and wiped the blood right away like it was never even there!

And I realized: you can't stain human hair with blood! Think about it. People are getting blood in their hair constantly, especially knife fighters, but you never see anyone who has to grow a bloodstain out of their hair. It rinses right out with a little warm water!

That's why I think we should start making all clothes out of human hair. Imagine the convenience of never having to worry about getting bloodstains on your nice suit every time you wear it to a knife fight. "No worries," you'd say to your opponent. "I'm wearing clothes made entirely out of human hair!"

It sure would have saved me ten minutes in the bathroom trying to blot the front of this shirt!