What a crazy day it was today: Cheney nearly gets hisself blowed up. Stocks take their biggest plunge since 9-11-01. And Paris Hilton's birthday is ruined by Brandon Davis's drunken antics.
Here's my analysis:
Attempted Cheney Bombing: I think Cheney's deliberately trying to cultivate an image for himself as a complete and total badass mofo. He's already proven his willingness to shoot his own friends without provokation. Now he's going over to war zones and daring the terrorists to chuck bombs at him. What will he do next? Spend the next two years being tortured in a Chinese Prison?
Stock Market Plunge: Blame the Chinese. Why not?
Paris's Tearful Twenty-Six: Blame Paris for being friends with Brandon Davis. I mean, c'mon. Just look at this creepy guy.
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Just so you're not scared, this market "plunge" wasn't as bad, percentage-wise as Black Monday back in 1987. That was an over 22% loss, today's loss was only 3.3%. No need to worry. My prediction: The market will close down tomorrow, but by no more than 50 points. Mark my words!
Brandon Davis is creepy, but no more so than Paris Hilton. Ew.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I CLICK ON THE GREEN WORDS IT SHOWS ME A PICTURE OF THIS WEIRD GUY IT THINK IT'S THE DAD FROM THAT SHOW THE O.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You travel the earth in search of beauty but this scandal is not. Depravity. Shame. But one thing I cannot understand it is this: That reportations continually save the juiciest bit, the most interesting bit, for very last and they tell you NO MORE. Here is the quote:
"The meal was Paris' second birthday celebration. She was entertained by a menagerie of animals and midgets in the Body English nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on February 16."
This is many times more newsthom than a drunken weathly fellow. Where could the small ones have come from? Where do they go after? The animals, are they pets of the small ones?
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