Jan 7, 2008

Last Saturday's New Hampshire Debates!

I can't think of a better way to spend Saturday night than watching hours and hours of political debates! Why watch the Playoffs when THIS action was going on?

Here's McCain firing his eyebeams at, I think, debate moderator Charles Gibson:


John McCain minces about onstage while Fred Thompson fires eyebeams at some guy in the audience. Actually, I didn't even need to add eyebeams to this one; Fred looked like he had just killed a guy even before I retouched the photo:


Huckabee looked like he was up to no good throughout the entire debate...


Here's Huck bravely fending off social-liberal Republicans from the left while McCain battles Border Hawks from the right:


Obama tried to hit McCain in the head, but Huckabee distracted him with a beam at his tie and Obama's shot went wide:


OH HO! But it all turned out to be a ruse! A clever ruse! They don't call him "Maverick" for nothing! McCain unexpectedly switches to Obama's side and the pair double-team the Huckster--gleefully blasting him right in the face!


Huck falls to the floor, where Obama and McCain finish him off. Brutal!


Man, I can't believe there's only six ten more months to enjoy all this great stuff.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Cow! Has it been about nearly five months since the last eyebeam attack!

Almost forgot they could do that!

Internet Peasant said...

Please, please do that throughout the election cycle. It's . . . just really great.

Anonymous said...

Good job, Ryan! Except, we have 10 more months of this, not just six! WOOO!!!!!!