The blog rating website identifies my copious use of bad words like "crap" (2x), "kill" (10x) and "hurt" (1x) to justify my edgy rating. Note that the bad word tallys are all from before this post was put up, so just talking about the words that got me a PG-13 is going to increase my tally once I hit "publish" on this post.
The upshot is that this blog just might be too edgy for you, so be careful. Unless you're 13 or older. Or your parents are with you when you read this blog. Then it's just fine.
And big things are in the air for this blog. I've even got some boob named "Rodrigo" crapping Portuguese spam in my combox. Is "shat" a bad word? I'll use it just in case. This Rodrigo boob shat his spam in my combox.
Boy oh boy, nothing frosts my pumpkin like some Portuguese-speaking boob named Rodrigo spamming the crap out of my combox. But that's okay; I forgive him. I promise not to hurt or kill him.
However, If this keeps up, I may have to change the settings on my combox so that commenters have to confirm that they are real people and not spambots trying to kill my comments section with their crap. It hurts, but it may be just what I've got to do.
One more time: crap kill hurt.
Shat.
Boob.
6 comments:
UPDATE:
I went back to the website that makes a rating for your blog and found that this latest post got me an R rating.
I used "crap" 8x and "hurt" 4x. A job well done!
Surprisingly, the website made no mention of the fact that I used "kill" just as frequently, and "shat" and "boob" were not listed either.
I just like that your pumkin was frosted.
Holy moley! And you know I always thought the eyebeams were pretty edgy too, but I don't think this ratings organizations scans for eyebeams.
Nearly each and every word in your post has deeply offended me. The only word that did not offend me was "forgive". You, Steak, need more such positve "G" words in your vocabulary. I believe you can do it!
~Sarah~
Ben, you also need to watch what you are calling "Holy" or your blog may be in danger.
My blog has a G rating. HA HA! IN YOUR FACE, Rodrigo!
Oh, and I knew a Rodrigo in grammar school from Brazil. I wonder if it's the same guy? Como estas, Rodrigo?!
I have a PG rating on mine short stint. . . that can't be right. . . :)
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