Mar 2, 2007

Good News for a Change

I guess someone felt the need to make up for the horrible week we've had. It looks like all of the good news has been saved for today!

First off, there are sweet new images of Saturn. This is one of them, taken by the Cassini spacecraft:


And of course the big breaking story today is Switzerland's "accidental" invasion of Liechtenstein. That is excellent news. Stupid Liechtensteiners. They get what they deserve! Switzerland uber alles!

The idea that Liechtenstein was accidentally invaded by the Swiss is just one of those things you can't even need to make fun of; the headline makes fun of itself!

Of course, last but not least, this guy giving the finger makes the news, much to the delight of all.

And a special note to Scruffy: Don't you worry! I'm sure there will be plenty o' fish for all the kiddies very soon.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

MIAMI DEVELOPER RAUL MASVIDAL WANTED TO BUY A GIANT SCULPTURE OF A WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Monetary growth (adjusted for velocity) is the ONLY criteria the Fed should consider. Interest rates will adjust themselves accordingly. Inflation cannot occur under conditions which establish a stable monetary base.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that your Watermelon Friend is having difficult waters.

Anonymous said...

Har! Differcult "waters!"