Mar 13, 2007

Bodacious: The Master of Disaster

According to the back of the box of this video, "If you only purchase one video in your lifetime, this is it!" It’s BODACIOUS, The Master of Disaster!

Yes, learn how this 1800 lb. charbray bull became a living legend on the rodeo circuit in the mid ‘90’s. He thrilled crowds and intimidated riders with his astonishing 95% buck off rate!

Thats right, I said buck off rate!

The narration to this video provides enlightening commentary, explaining how Bodacious was really good at bucking, that he bucked even the best riders, and that he loved to buck, buck, BUCK!!!

And also that he had a 95% buck off rate!!! Do you have a 95% buck off rate? Bodacious does!

Besides commentary that uses the word "buck" in every conceivable tense and declension, this video also boasts many poorly edited clips of Bodacious’ televised rides.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best. Blog. Ever.

Anonymous said...

THAT COW IS JUMPING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

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