May 19, 2009

INCREDIBLE OFFER!

"ROOM" FOR RENT! (Really just the corner of my garage.) "Fully" "furnished"; has couch that turns into bed (if you lie down on it).



Pleasant view of circuit breaker box (NOT allowed to touch). Easy access to lawn mower if you should happen to want to mow my lawn for me (HINT! HINT! HINT! **wink wink wink!!!** ;D <----(winking open-mouth smiley face is not-too-subtle hint that you really ought to volunteer to mow my lawn seeing as I'm letting you sleep on a couch in the corner of my garage!)) Rent starts at $1,450 for the first month and we'll see how it goes from there! BID WITH CONFIDENCE!

2 comments:

Sylvia said...

I don't think it's a good deal! There's an OGRE in there! And I'm not confident that it stays in the box!

regina doman said...

What? In the circuit breaker box!??

Clever.

I was going to volunteer one of my children for your first renter, maybe the teenager. But I need him to be alive. Mainly so he can mow my lawn.