Sep 4, 2008

There's a Guy in the Break Room Eating a Bowl of Sliced Tomatoes and Mayonaise

He's eating them right next to the sink--the very same sink I needed to wash out my dishes from lunch.

So, I'm standing there, trying to wash my dishes, and there's this guy right next to me, crowding the sink, not because he needs the sink for any reason, but because out of all of the choices in the break room where he could choose to stand, he decided he needs to hover right over me while I wash my dishes. Apparantly, that's the only way he can eat his bowl of sliced tomatoes and mayonaise.

3 comments:

Ben Hatke said...

But steak, man, sliced tomatoes and mayonaise

Internet Peasant said...

I can think of so many people there that it could be.

Nick-dog said...

Would you like to borrow my aluminum Easton baseball bat, Ryan?

Sorry, I just remembered--I left it in someone's coffin.

--Nick-Dog