Watching the Olympics: Michael Phelps Does not Have Enough Gold Medals

I was watching Michael Phelps win another gold medal last night, and it occured to me that he doesn't have enough of them.

So what I'm proposing is that all of the winners in the badminton competitions give their gold medals to Michael Phelps, because, y'know, they didn't really earn them.

I know that's what I'd do if I had won a gold in badminton.

Of course, I might just be saying that because I've recently caught the biggest caes of Phelps Phever ever known to mankind!