(Ever since hearing the Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen, song, GuestBlogger Arnold has been bugging me to let him post his own thoughts to the graduating high school class. I realize this comes a little late and most high schoolers would have had graduation ceremonies last Friday and Saturday. However, there was just too much stuff being posted on this blog last week, and there was nowhere I could squeeze GuestBlogger Arnold in. Today, however, I've cleared space. And with no further ado, class of 2007, I give you GuestBlogger Arnold:)
HELLOZ TO ZE GRADUATINK CLASSEZ OF ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!!
AZ YOU GOES FORTHEZ IN ZE WORLDZ YOU VILL FACEN ZE CHALLENGEZ THAT YOU VILL OVERCOME THANKS TO MINE AWESOME MIGHT!!!
ARE YOU READY!!! ARE YOU READY!?!?!?!?! ZERE IZ SO MANY CHALLENGEZ ZAT VILL FACE YOU AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!
ZE CHALLENGEZ ARE ZE GLOBAL CLIMATES ZAT IZ TRYINK TO KILL YOUZ!!! HEALTH CARE AND SOCIAL SECURITIEZ ARE ALSO CHALLENGEZ!!! ZEY VILL KILL YOU!!! LOOK OUT!!! AND ZE HUMANITARIAN CRISISEZ IN DARFUR!!! IT IZ TRYINK TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
SO MANY CHALLENGEZ FACE ZIS GRADUATINK CLASSEZ FOR ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!!!!!!!! TO OVERCOMENZ ZEM YOU MUST KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!!
KILL MINE ENEMIEZ!!! KILL ZE GLOBAL CLIMATES!!! KILL ZE HEALTH CARE AND ZE SOCIAL SECURITIEZ!!! KILL ZE HUMANITARIANZ IN DARFUR!!! BRING ME ZE HEADZ OF MINE ENEMIEZ!!!
YESTERDAYZ YOU VERE ZE CHILDRENZ, BUT TODAY YOU ARE BECOMINK ZE VOMEN AND MENZ!!! I SEND YOUZ FORTH FROM ZE HALLOWED HALLZ OF ZE LEARNINK TO DO BATTLE IN MINE NAME!!!
HORRIBLE DEATH BEFALLENZ MINE ENEMIEZ!!! YOU VILL JOIN ME OR DIE, CLASSEZ OF ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!! YOU VILL MARCH WITH ME IN MINE GUESTBLOGGER ARMY OF ZE CHAMPIONZ!!! TOGETHER VE VILL BRINGEN ZE ORDER TO ZE GALAXY AND CRUSHEN ZE PEOPLEZ WHO STAND IN MINE WAY!!!
CLASSEZ OF ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!! TO VIKTORIEZ!!!!
HELLOZ TO ZE GRADUATINK CLASSEZ OF ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!!AZ YOU GOES FORTHEZ IN ZE WORLDZ YOU VILL FACEN ZE CHALLENGEZ THAT YOU VILL OVERCOME THANKS TO MINE AWESOME MIGHT!!!
ARE YOU READY!!! ARE YOU READY!?!?!?!?! ZERE IZ SO MANY CHALLENGEZ ZAT VILL FACE YOU AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!
ZE CHALLENGEZ ARE ZE GLOBAL CLIMATES ZAT IZ TRYINK TO KILL YOUZ!!! HEALTH CARE AND SOCIAL SECURITIEZ ARE ALSO CHALLENGEZ!!! ZEY VILL KILL YOU!!! LOOK OUT!!! AND ZE HUMANITARIAN CRISISEZ IN DARFUR!!! IT IZ TRYINK TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
SO MANY CHALLENGEZ FACE ZIS GRADUATINK CLASSEZ FOR ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!!!!!!!! TO OVERCOMENZ ZEM YOU MUST KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!!
KILL MINE ENEMIEZ!!! KILL ZE GLOBAL CLIMATES!!! KILL ZE HEALTH CARE AND ZE SOCIAL SECURITIEZ!!! KILL ZE HUMANITARIANZ IN DARFUR!!! BRING ME ZE HEADZ OF MINE ENEMIEZ!!!
YESTERDAYZ YOU VERE ZE CHILDRENZ, BUT TODAY YOU ARE BECOMINK ZE VOMEN AND MENZ!!! I SEND YOUZ FORTH FROM ZE HALLOWED HALLZ OF ZE LEARNINK TO DO BATTLE IN MINE NAME!!!
HORRIBLE DEATH BEFALLENZ MINE ENEMIEZ!!! YOU VILL JOIN ME OR DIE, CLASSEZ OF ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!! YOU VILL MARCH WITH ME IN MINE GUESTBLOGGER ARMY OF ZE CHAMPIONZ!!! TOGETHER VE VILL BRINGEN ZE ORDER TO ZE GALAXY AND CRUSHEN ZE PEOPLEZ WHO STAND IN MINE WAY!!!
CLASSEZ OF ZE TWO THOUSANDZ AND SEVENZ!!! TO VIKTORIEZ!!!!
2 comments:
Wow. Ahnold deliverzen againzie.
Creepy man... that is exactly what I would have said if I was ever asked to be guest blogger, except that I can't get my computer to write in that cool accent.
Bravo Arnold!
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