Apr 11, 2007

Rep. Tom Tancredo Makes a Stand to Fight the Good Fight!

For those of you who do not know Dog the Bounty Hunter, he is one of America's greatest national treasures who has proved his worth time and again by dedicating his life to kicking ass on a daily basis.

In 2003, you may remember, Dog the Bounty Hunter made headlines when he went to Mexico and captured Max Factor heir and serial rapist with an ironic last name, Andrew Luster.

Bounty hunting does not exist in Mexico so the Mexican government later decided that Dog was guilty of kidnapping, and they are currently demanding Dog's extradition. Dog's fate is unclear, but chances are currently 50/50 that he may be sent back to Mexico to face criminal charges.

Things are looking grim for Our Hero, who is currently in a sitation not unlike Jack Bauer's in the season five cliffhanger finale of 24. However, there is a light on the horizon: Rep Tom Tancredo of Colorado's Sixth District ("the Fightin' Sixth") has entered the fray!

Not a minute too soon! Dog is the mulleted pride of America and our best, last line of defense against bail jumpers. Act now to join Rep. Tancredo and make a stand with Dog!

It takes literally seconds to Sign Tancredo's Petition.

3 comments:

Kelly said...

I signed the petition. I totally support Dog and have been praying that he is not extradited. Thanks for posting on this issue.

Internet Peasant said...

I signed it too.

Maybe now Dog will give me 5% off on my next contract.

Anonymous said...

I looked at Dog's website.

He's like the Andy O'Neal super role model!