When you have a ten minute break at work, a good thing to do is get a picture of current events (Reuters/AP Photo Wire has some) and save it to your computer. Then open the picture in MS Paint. Now you can give eyebeams to the people in the picture!
By Pete Squorm
TENNESEE (Reuters) - A symposium on President Bush’s health care initiatives turned violent today when Bush’s foes attacked him with eyebeams.
The President was able to defend himself by raising a force shield with his robotic right arm. He left the symposium unscathed.
Secret Service agent Carol Cheever was able to return eyebeam fire, hitting one of Bush’s attackers and causing damage to his liver. Two other Secret Service members fired eyebeams into the audience, killing suspected Al Qaeda terrorists.
I’m going to apply for a job with Reuters. Then I can add the eyebeams to all of the pictures before they are released online. This will save you the trouble of having to open the pictures in Paint and adding the eyebeams yourself.
3 comments:
DID YOU DO THAT ON PHOTOSHOP OR ARE THEY REALLY SHOOTING COLORS OUT OF THEIR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE REALLY GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP IF THE PICTURE DID NOT COME THAT WAY I CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND I TRIED FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome Steak!! Did you take that picture? I wish I could meet George Wush too. You're a fighter!
After all is said and done. You never walk you never run. You're a winner! Go Steak!
Remember, you've got the moves. You know the street. Break the rules! Take the heat! You're nobodies fool, Steak! You're at your best when the going gets rough. You've been put to the test but it's never enough.
Because you've got the Touch.
Eyebeams have been a part of my life ever since I learned how to draw! I used to make my own comic books, and nearly every other page had some sort of eyebeam fight going on. I liked to draw Pac Man alot. He was wicked awesome at eyeneaming those ghosts I drew.
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