Fifth Friday of Lent

"Hello, thank you for choosing McDonald's. May I take your order?"

"Yes, I'd like a nine-decker Fillet O'Fish sandwich please."

World Record: Kayaker Rides Over 127 Foot Waterfall

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........!!



See that black shape in the middle of all the white water? That's a kayaker.

Fourth Friday of Lent

I was going to complain that I had to wait until midnight to eat a big slice of candy pizza, but then I remembered that candy pizza doesn't have meat! The perfect Lenten lunch!



Then I remembered that I gave up candy pizza for Lent.

I guess I'll just have to satisfy myself eating handfuls of candy that's not baked on a pizza. Yuck.

Third Friday of Lent

If only there was some way to speed up time so I can have another slice of meat cake.

"Dracula Fish" Somewhat Disappointing

A TINY fish with vampire-like fangs has been discovered by zoologists.



They look pretty wicked, but at 17 mm long--a little over half an inch--I seriously doubt they'd be that scary if you met them face to face.

The Creepiest Fish of All

I should have posted this last week, but I'm a little behind on stuff.

Fish with human faces spotted in South Korea:



"'My fish have been getting more and more human for the past couple of years,' the owner said."

I love weird fish as much as anyone, but these guys give me nightmares.

Second Friday of Lent

I can't believe I have to wait eleven more hours before I can start eating sausage gravy directly from the sausage gravy machine again.